why am i a woman?

i have to suffer
from severe mood swings
easy fatigue
crazy cramps
and worse,
i walk like a duck
cos
my butt is wrapped like a baby's
argh
i hate it when auntie mama comes knocking on my door
grrrrrrrrrr

to deviate,
do or die,
i am definitely gonna catch this movie

the dance moves are superb
the music rawks
POOOF!